Kev Alviti gets stuck into this porridge stirrer project

I often joke that I run on oats. All through the cold months of winter, I look forward to my warm bowl of porridge on dark mornings, before I go out to trudge through the mud to feed the animals. It’s also the first thing my children could cook from scratch unaided. They have their chores in the morning and to have them empty the dishwasher and cook (my) breakfast is always a good start to the day, for meat least…

When they cook the porridge, the children use a spurtle, sometimes called a porridge spoon. In essence, it’s a shaped stick to stir the porridge with, said to cause less clumping than a spoon as the cooked oats won’t easily stick to it. Spurtles have been in use for generations in the UK, particularly in Scotland where they are said to originate, and can still be found in many kitchens to this day. The earliest recorded use was in the 15th century.

There are many designs out there: some have a top to represent a Scottish thistle – especially if made in Scotland – others are tapered; some have larger stirring ends; some come to a point; there are hundreds of types out there. Whatever design you choose, I should warn you that you should only use a spurtle in your right hand and stir in a clockwise direction when cooking your morning oats – to do it the other way is to invoke the devil! Which may be a bit much at breakfast time.

This project only uses a small amount of wood so it’s a perfect justification for that ever-growing off cut pile in the corner of the workshop. It’s also ideal to sell at craft fairs or to turn as part of a simple demonstration at shows. Make sure whichever wood you choose is food-safe. I made a small batch of these and used beech, sycamore and ash. The sycamore was particularly sweet to turn.

Spurtle plan

Equipment

Materials

300mm 25mm x 25mm blanks

Tools & equipment

  • PPE & RPE
  • Tablesaw (optional – to dimension the blank)
  • Lathe
  • Spindle roughing gouge
  • Skew chisel
  • Small spindle gouge
  • 6mm parting tool
  • 2mm parting tool
  • Sandpaper of various grits

1. Dimension the blank to size. It’s not essential to have it square to start with but it does make it faster, especially if you plan to turn a few of these. Mark a centreline on either end and mount on the lathe. I used a four-pronged drive centre and a standard rotating tailstock drive
2. As the blank is relatively thin, take care not to over-tighten it when putting it between centres – far better to tighten it if it slips than to have it spring loaded. Once it is mounted, use the spindle roughing gouge to turn it to a cylinder
3. Mark the overall length and the low and high transition points with a pencil, then use a parting tool to turn down the ends slightly. Remember to leave enough ‘meat’ in the wood so the lathe can still drive it comfortably while you work on it
4. Create the bead in the spurtle. I tried to judge this to be where I’d have it resting on the side of the saucepan and have enough wood above it to be big enough to have as a handle. Use a small spindle gouge and, as you cut, lift and roll the tool over, working from both ways to create room to work. Make sure you work with the grain going from the widest, cutting to the narrowest point to form the bead
5. Shape the handle end, tapering it down to meet the bottom of the bead. I used a skew chisel for this. Lift the tool rest slightly above centre if you struggle and it may help. Just make sure the part of the tool that is cutting is supported, especially with a tool made from oval-shaped steel like mine. I also used the wider of my parting tools as a small skew to get tight into the bead
6. Taper the main stirring end. For this, I had the widest point set about 30mm from the bead, so working from there I tapered it back up to meet the bead, then worked the other way down to the tip. Set the toolrest at the same angle as the taper and use your finger as a guide along the rest to gauge the skew. It doesn’t want to be too narrow or it will never stir the porridge
7. Round over both ends using a small spindle gouge. The handle end just needs the arris taking from it, whereas the bottom end can be rounded over. Work from both ways with the gouge to give yourself enough room to work. Then sand the workpiece from about 150 to 400 grit, making sure you stop the lathe on each grit and sanding along the direction of the grain to remove any scratches left by the paper
8. With a narrow parting tool, take the tailstock end down as far as you dare, then come to the handle end and part it off. Don’t part it right next to the finished surface if you can help it, give it a little bit of distance in case the fibres of the wood pull out when it’s free from the lathe. Use your less dominant hand to ‘catch’ the workpiece as it comes free
9. Use a sharp chisel or carving knife to remove any evidence of how it was mounted on the lathe, normally a small nib. Then sand this to the same grit as the rest of the spurtle. If you use a knife, keep your thumb below where the cut will finish to prevent staining the spurtle a certain shade of red
10. Apply a food-safe finish of your choice. I used a pure tung oil that I rubbed in with a cotton rag, building a few layers over several days. In use, I’d advise never running a wooden utensil like this through the dishwasher if it can be helped, so if given as a gift make sure the recipient knows it’s hand wash only. Always best cleaned before the porridge dries anyway, otherwise it’s like it’s been MIG welded on there

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